sometimes the truth hurts. and sometimes the truth is reeaally funny.
Vin Scully’s last words on tv
13 hours ago
"not punctual" - mant jerkson
me: this is like the 3rd person who's come by asking me what apps i have for my phone
David: where are you? work?
i'm going to get a nokia
David: tell them you have the "annoying coworker app"
we've checked the whole lorry, arsehole--there's nothin in it! and you're out of your neighborhood, big city chap! i want your badge, i want your weapon, i want your ARSE! who the fuck do you think you are???
[scoffs] 'e thinks 'e's james bond.
james bond...is a pussy.
[tango shoots tanker truck, cocaine pours out the side]TANGO:
whattya know. it's snowing.
anyone wanna get high?
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