18.7.08

i dont want to hear about it.

i've noticed that my ability to fully enjoy a movie is spoiled by having heard anything about it. for example, i really liked wall-e, but i probably would have liked it more if i just ignored the fact that EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE gushed about it until after seeing it.

so on that note: if you've seen the dark knight, and you feel inclined to say something to me about it, do me a favor and don't.

this means that if i think it's likely that your myspace bulletin, facebook note, text message, or blog entry has anything to do with TDK--anything at all--i'm just gonna skip past all that shit to the girl with the huge boobs in the supergirl outfit (or whatever).

scenario:

person: hey mant have you seen the dark night yet
me: no i haven't yet
person: AWWWW DUDE I WAS AT THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING AND--


when you imagine this scenario, imagine that i am not there for the person's reply, because i will walk away if i even get a slight feeling that you are gonna say anything about it at all. i KNOW it's going to be awesome. spare me your opinion.

basically i just want to apologize in advance for any rudeness anyone may experience in the next few days until such a time that i have had an opportunity to see it myself. which will be very soon, because i have the highest guess in my office pool on how much the dark knight will make opening weekend, and the winnings will definitely pay for a ticket to the dark knight and maybe some sour patch kids.


hugs and kisses,

mant jerkson

17.7.08

FLOG: willie's taste of soul bar-b-que

"...whatever comes second, i'll be there with my weapon."

tonight i just happened to be armed with a terrible hunger for some barbecue.

so like i said earlier, we had plans to go to "willie's taste of soul bar-b-que" tonight. here's how it jumped off:

i'm running a little behind so i just head straight there from work. i roll up on my bike and there are 3 squad cars parked on the sidewalk in front of the place. cops are milling around some perp telling him he's gonna go to jail.

i think, "this is going to be awesome."

i lock up and walk in. i'm a little disappointed because the place is very clean and well lit and smells faintly of floor cleaner. i had fully expected grimy wooden tables and metal-framed chairs with torn vinyl upholstery in a dimly lit, woodsmoke-filled dining area but sadly(?) this isn't the case.

emily shows up with the rest of the crew. we sit down.

our server seems skeptical about our group because while we order more than half of us (myself not included) are inquiring as to exactly how hot "hot" is at their establishment. server gives us a look that i take to mean that she thinks we are clearly a bunch of punk-ass bitches.

food comes.

i am wrecking the shit out of my helping of potato salad. i similarly decimate the remainder of lynsey's and emily's potato salad. i normally do not like potato salad so this comes as a pleasant surprise to me. the potatoes are well cooked. there are small chunks of orange bell pepper throughout and i believe they use a generous amount of yellow mustard in the recipe but i could be wrong. again, i am hardly ever (read: almost never) impressed with potato salad but this place definitely knows how to do it up right.

i move on to the mac and cheese. i am hearing universal praise around the table for the mac as i dig in but i am ambivalent about it. i have had more than my fair share of macaroni and cheese around this city and i can think of at least 6 places that do it better. not to say that that willie's has bad mac and cheese but i wouldn't go in there before a picnic or whatever and order an extra large portion to go (like i would with the potato salad). whatever, the mac is average. i move on.

i snag a bite of chicken. the sauce takes me by surprise. it is the dry kind of spicy, not the kind that drowns your mouth in heat and makes you sweat but it is definitely very peppery. there is a sweet note at the end and is not as thick as i thought it would be. the chicken itself is very tender and moist. there is a visible smoke ring in the meat. my biggest complaint is that there is not enough of the chicken--it is a full order of chicken and i expected there to be more for the price.

the hot links that came with the order are something i've been anticipating since i first looked at the menu. they are not quite what i expected. it seems to be an andouille-type sausage that has been cut into small pieces. it does not appear to be very fatty; the meat is a bit drier than i thought it would be. it is heavily spiced with something i am unable to identify but the flavor is enjoyable. emily finds them to be too heavily spiced and loses interest. good. more for me.

the cornbread muffins are moist and crumbly. willie's incorporates red bell pepper into the batter which i am unable to detect with just my tastebuds. they are crusty on the outside. they don't hold up too well to my attempts to sop up some barbecue sauce so i decide to finally holler at the brisket and stack some on top of a corn muffin. it is the fucking bomb so i decide it's time to go one-on-one with the brisket.

first brisket-only bite and am fucking blown away. it is by far the best thing on the table. it comes apart with next to no effort and is not stringy at all. it's tender and very juicy. the sauce is a wonderful compliment to the meat. it's perfect. it's the best brisket i can recall eating to date and seals my decision to go to willie's again in the future. if a person or place can barbecue some meat better than my brother can then a) maybe there's a problem and b) i am automatically sold.

overall willie's is good. there are a lot of things on the menu that i didn't try (collard greens, baby back ribs, coconut cake, peach cobbler) and i will have to cop that shit next time i go. they lose a few points for not having beer on tap--beer is only sold by the bottle there--but at least they have red stripe and sierra nevada. i also should say here that if you ever go there you better bring an appetite because the amount of food you get is kind of ridic. everyone was stuffed to the point of food coma, which sounds kinda whatever but the combo we picked "feeds 4" and there were 5 of us. i straight up embarassed so much food tonight too and if you know me then you know i can put food away like it's my job.

and yeah I KNOW this isn't a proper flog post without actual food porn so don't sweat me. for some reason NO ONE remembered to bring a camera so you're just gonna have to let my way with words play nice with your imagination for now.

see you next time.

whatever comes first...

...i'm prepared for the worst.

today might be a double whammy blog day.
listen, blog? it's mant. look, i really want this to work out between us, so i'm just going to write up in you every day--like at least once a day--til it feels weird not to do it. alright? we can do this. together.

yesterday jason called me at the end of my work day to ask me if i wanted to go out on lake union in his boat. he told me it had been running a bit weird as of late.

"see, i kind of need you to come with me just in case the motor dies because i can't row it back to shore all by myself."

um, right. sounds awesome, jason. you don't even own oars.

"i'll buy the beer."

ok. i'm leaving now. i'm on my way.

kind of had a tough time figuring out the best route to the u-district marina. i ended up choosing my route based on what i imagined would have the least amount of elevation change. i still haven't actually checked this out myself so let's go to the google and take a look at (what i decided were) the best possible routes:


route 1


route 2

i took route 1 because i figured once i got over the bridge it would be all flats and downhills. wrong. there's a BIG FUCKING HILL before the flats and downhills. still better than route 2, which is a lot of uphill, downhill, uphill, down a biiiiig hill, and then uphill again.

it didn't REALLY matter what route i took because by the time i got to the marina i was about dead.

as it turned out the boat ran great and we did not have to row the bitch back to shore. it was perfect out on the lake and we drank as we cruised by all the houseboats. our slowly-warming case of beer sweated contentedly to itself in the evening heat.

we hit up northlake tavern (as per my tweet from last night) for some more beer and pizza after we moored the boat. giant fucking pizza and 3 dollar(!!) pitchers were the order of the day. i give that place an 8.5 out of ten. they would've scored higher, but as far as i know they don't serve hard liquor.

abiel passed through town a bit later in the evening and stopped by emily's house to drop off the PSP he got for my birthday. dude seriously knows how to fliff the fuck out; it's a rad gift. i've been playing "god of war: chains of olympus" at work while not actively engaging in work-related activity and it's dope as hell. whether or not the PSP browser functions fully with videobox remains to be seen (it better or i am gonna be pissed).

i gotta peace the fuck out because emily and i are going to this barbecue joint called willie's taste of soul bar-b-que. needless to say i am stoked and also needless to say i will most likely provide my humble opinion on this place after the fact. stay tuned.

15.7.08

cake cup!

i got real excited and had to post this here.
Chocolate Cake In 5 Minutes!
Ingredients:

4 Tablespoons cake flour
4 Tablespoons sugar
2 Tablespoons cocoa
1 Egg
3 Tablespoons milk
3 Tablespoons oil
1 Mug

no shit. i was relieved to find that, while listed as an ingredient, it is not necessary to eat the mug after consuming the cake.

for a while when i was a kid (sometime immediately following my "mysterious potion" phase) i'd grab a few swiss miss cocoa packets whenever i went to hang out with my buddy gale.

we'd dump 2 or 3 packets of cocoa powder in our mouths and let our saliva mix with the powder, creating a gritty, chocolatey sludge that was not unlike raw chocolate cake batter. this quickly became our favorite "snack" and our newfound addiction quickly spiralled out of control.

it eventually got to the point where my dad made the connection between my constantly-chocolatey mouth and the fact that we never had any cocoa packs around the house and he quit buying swiss miss from costco altogether.

withdrawl quickly set in and, craving intense flavor in a conveniently packaged, easily-pocketed form factor, i turned to bouillon cubes. bouillon is not as good as cocoa powder, but so what nigga? it got me high.

anyway, seeing the aforementioned "quick cake" blog entry reminded me of that little gem from my kidhood, so i thought i'd repost it here. i have a special place in my heart for junky snacks and foodie creations of questionable culinary merit. which is probably why i like groceryeats so much.

i am pretty sure "testarossa overdrive" on this kid's muxtape gets heavy radio play on electrochoc in GTA4. todey remindey of bellingham dance parties at the vanilla dome. it's a sick remix of KAVINSKY's "testarossa autodrive" shown below:

(only embedding this because i think this video is fucking cool)

mant out.

14.7.08

submission

it's 516 pm.

i'm still at my work because i am resurrecting this bitch from the dead.

step a: create a blogger account (i did this some days ago and immediately lost interest)
steb b: decide i need a blog to post in. again (sometime earlier today)
step c: create a new blog
step d: create a new username. become irritated that desired URL is taken
step e: realize that i have a blogger blog already and i already own desired URL
fastforward fastforward
step (?): delete newly-created blog; post in this one. done.

daddy's back, betch.

internet stardom here i come. forget all that other shit below. i can feel my blogshares value preparing to shoot through the fucking roof.

no big plans this time though. i'll just be posting crap in here somewhat irregularly, or maybe not at all.

buckle up.

25.5.06

Steve's Home Theater - Before Photos

Steve's Home Theater - Before Photos
Our basement was only partially finished when we began our project. We started with a diorama to help give direction to the entire process then worked to convert an empty room into a true theater.



start here, and follow through all the stages to completion.
holy crap

9.5.06

DevilDucky - Mr T: Treat Your Mother Right

DevilDucky - Mr T: Treat Your Mother Right

mr t. is a songwriting dynamo. who knew?
to me, this is right up there with the wendy's grill rap.

26.4.06

DIY rollercoaster - Engadget

DIY rollercoaster - Engadget

more like LOLLERCOASTER lololol
damn if that don't look like fun though. yee-haww!

24.4.06

Pimp My Snack

Pimp My Snack
PimpMySnack is a custom, banging, A1 Tip Top, jamming club fare. It's a sandwich of fun on ecstacy bread wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get any better than this.

We take Snacks to their limit, and show what they're capable of with a little ingenuity, a little cash, and a lot of imagination.


i love the giant kitkat, but it can't hold a candle to the PIMPKAT.

YouTube - THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH

YouTube - THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH
If you like your religion peppered with profanity, "The Spirit of Truth" is the man for you. He does it all; reads from a giant phone-book size Bible, takes phone call and curses out callers with opposite opinions than his. This has to be seen to be believed. WARNING!!!: This man loves to drop the F-bomb! Enjoy!

Whatchu know 'bout tha Lord???
this guy seriously GOES OFF. if he was a local pastor i'd be in church every sunday.

"I come in tha name o' Jezus...REPEAT IT AFTER ME BITCH! I come in tha name o' Jezuz by tha power of tha Holy Spirit."

"A man cain't be GAAAWWD!"
preach.

20.4.06

Division of Community Corrections

Division of Community Corrections

Check out his criminal history. Think you like to get crunk?? this guy is on a whole different level.

18.4.06

Blue States Lose -- Don'ts and Don'ts

hipsters - Gawker

kinda like Vice Magazine's Do's and Don'ts.

6) The Cobrasnake. Members Only photo #3318: Even though we did the whole tattoo thing a little while back, we just can’t help ourselves. You know, when a dude gets a tattoo of a teardrop under his eye, it means he has killed someone, and the tattoo serves as a painful reminder of the life he took. And when a girl gets some dopey high school poetry held up by purple winged horses tattooed on her chest, it means, uh…that she has a liberal arts degree and well-to-do parents?


bonus: Don't #6 from April 7 has me on her myspace top 8. i'm famous!


13.4.06

only the strong survive at scout.com

YouTube - D'oh

this is where i work.



it's like this pretty much every day here.