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web tweet-point-oh

2009-04-02T11:01:00.000-07:00

sometimes the truth hurts. and sometimes the truth is reeaally funny.http://current.com/items/89891774/twouble_with_twitters.htmi lol'ed.

a bulleted list

2009-03-23T12:36:00.001-07:00

going to yakima today to do some work for abiel's dadi'll probably be back wednesdayi'll probably be eating at burger ranch at least once while i'm therewent to portland this weekend; much fun and many hotdogs were hadthe first walmart opened on july 2, which is my birthdayi also share a birthday with brett "hitman" harttoday is ivar haglund's birthday and you can get an entree at his restaurant

GUEST BLOGGER

2009-02-26T21:25:00.000-08:00

SUP GUYS??take a second to relax to bobross.fmoh hey look at thisjohnny yanoki'm gonna go to a cabin this weekend and make lots of eggs! eggs benedict and eggs florentine! and hash browns!and it will be GLORIOUS!

"yeah i'm a hit at parties"

2009-02-19T09:28:00.000-08:00

some people (read: pretty much every human being that works on my floor) were having issues with the new cardreader on the door outside my office. see, it's actually a problem with the door--the cardreader is supposed to release the strike flange on the door jamb upon a successful swipe, but depending on how hard the door was shut previously, sometimes the latch gets hung up on the flange and you

oh jesus god

2009-02-18T17:49:00.000-08:00

found my waterbottle after about 2 months of sitting 99 percent empty, 1 percent full of protein shake.barf. i'm pretty sure i've successfully washed it all out of there, but i can't tell if i can still actually smell the smell or if it's just permanently seared into my brain.

hella

2009-02-18T09:24:00.000-08:00

ok, i want to tell you about 2 things that are rad.our first submission comes from youtube courtesy of pruane2forever. you may have seen this kid calling out 50 Cent for being a media whore in one of his vlogs, prefaced with the disclaimer "no haters, please!"apparently he is working on a film project called "crossed paths" that is broken up into several parts. i actually wanted to blog about

showdown

2009-02-12T09:47:00.000-08:00

the gauntlet has been thrown.billy mays has called out my man vince offer because he feels vince is ripping off billy's style and products. mays is SERIOUS about this. in this vid he tells vince that he will out-pitch him any day.i REALLY want to see these two titans go head to head. personally i got my money on vince for pure charisma but billy mays has got his name to trade on. keep talkin shit

best of CL 2009: #0002

2009-02-02T14:26:00.001-08:00

a real conversation

2009-01-26T16:41:00.000-08:00

first day with a new phone.me: this is like the 3rd person who's come by asking me what apps i have for my phone David: where are you? work? me: yeahfucking annoyingi'm going to get a nokia David: tell them you have the "annoying coworker app"me: HAHA

intensity

2009-01-20T07:50:00.000-08:00

i'll just leave this here.courtesy of the uncharted zone.

FLOG: island soul

2009-01-16T09:41:00.000-08:00

wednesday we were gonna hit up la medusa for their prix fixe menu--$25 for an appetizer, a main couscous dish, and dessert--but they were closed. booty.instead we ultimately ended up going down the street to island soul, a caribbean place that apparently gets mad props from the seattle PI, seattle weekly, the stranger, seattle magazine, et al. we walked in and were impressed by the relaxed

HOLY SHIT

2009-01-15T11:20:00.000-08:00

ALRIGHT SO CHECK THIS OUTi've got an idea for my first screenplay.we were talking about actor duos unlikely to appear onscreen together and someone said that daniel craig and jason statham will never be in a movie because they're too similar but think about this movie idea.it stars daniel craig...and jason stathaminTANGO AND CASHthink about it. you wouldn't really have to change the plot much;

taxing

2009-01-14T14:31:00.001-08:00

IRS tax code WTF: "Other Income"some tips for the less-than-scrupulous, courtesy of the internal revenue service:Bribes. If you receive a bribe, include it in your income.Illegal activities. Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Form 1040, line 21, or on Schedule C or Schedule C-EZ (Form 1040) if from your self-employment

best of CL 2009: #0001

2009-01-12T09:21:00.000-08:00

this is the best CLMC of 2009.[EDIT: at the time i originally posted this i somehow neglected to realize that craigslist is too much of a gold mine to call this "the best post of 2009;" i understand now that this is but the first of much excellence to come. i have changed this post's title to reflect this new understanding and apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.]

whopperhouse

2009-01-08T12:33:00.000-08:00

normally i'm not a huge fan of facebook applications and i have a tendency to look down my nose at merchants that social networking sites for "viral marketing" but burger king is a different story. the thought of getting a free whopper just to cut some peeps from my facebook was too tasty to pass up.i didnt know i needed to prove my love of the whopper. i was actually sort of under the impression

/g/ killed macrumors

2009-01-06T09:42:00.001-08:00

firsts!was watching a live feed of the macworld expo keynote at macrumors.com when suddenly this happens...now a bunch of people at my work on the "cult of mac" email list are griping about macrumors getting taken down due to their live coverage feed getting hacked by /b/. aww.hint: it was actually /g/. just for the record.this appears to be the root of the problem (literally) :you'd think

stop having a boring life

2009-01-02T04:48:00.000-08:00

"you're gonna love my nuts."meet my new favorite infomercial. i used to really dig on the rotato infomercial but that was a long time ago and truth be told i'm not really into potatoes that much. this is definitely better, plus you get the graty for free!if you ain't up on your infomercials, this man's name is vince offer and he's the same pitchman in the shamwow ad which was also excellent. i

ifart

2009-01-02T02:04:00.000-08:00

apparently dave spent a dollar and got the ifart app. he said it was the worst dollar he's ever spent but i'm forced to disagree with him.its like this: yeah, on one hand i can't believe people (almost 39,000 in one day) pay money for fart sounds, but on the other hand, it's only a dollar. besides, farts are funny.according to netapplication's data on iphone's market share of internet usage the

one joke

2009-01-01T16:39:00.000-08:00

if you read this more than 3 days and 20 hours after it's posted, you might be SOL (especially if the auction gets taken down after it ends), but for those who stay up on their blogroll, peep this:One Joke (ebay)it appears that a staff writer at the onion is having a hard time with a joke he came up with.I am selling a joke that I can't find a contextual home for. To be fair, it's less of a joke

REFRESH

2009-01-01T00:28:00.001-08:00

i haven't slept in 37 hours. i don't know how much longer i can hold out. i'm shooting for tomorrow night (just because) but i don't think i have enough stimulants to get me all the way through.2008 ended in the BIGGEST psych out i have ever had and i totally did it to myself!short version:i tricked myself into thinking my d80 AND my work laptop got stolen out of my car BUT IT TURNED OUT NOT TO

happy hollandaise

2008-12-21T16:25:00.000-08:00

some quick thinking on em's part last night ensured that we were fully stocked up, ready and able to make eggs benedict this morning. holla!jimmy wasn't able to be part of this process unfortunately as we took him downtown so he could catch his bus to the airport. while we were down there, dave and i popped into zeitgeist for a shot in the dark and a lemon bar. Zeitgeist has the best lemon bars

oh thanks

2008-11-30T11:18:00.001-08:00

oh god.thanksgiving was ridiculous--it was a 2 day food overload. some highlights:i went over to tom's this year, where plans were in place to host 2 days of thanksgiving celebration. day 1 was for katie's dad's side of the family. because i fell asleep earlier in the day for about an hour between loads of laundry and then had to take the bus from the Beac to West Seattle after waiting for it to

ping

2008-11-25T15:13:00.001-08:00

whats up.i'm not dead.see you in a minute.

sarah palin on foreign policy

2008-09-12T12:28:00.000-07:00

i personally don't consider youtube video to be actual content for my blog, but this is so ludicrous i had to post it here.Charles Gibson: "Do you agree with the Bush Doctrine?"Sarah Palin: *feigns boredom* "...In what respect, Charlie?"Gibson: "..."at 15 seconds into this clip, she's like a deer caught in headlights. i think this is when she realizes she's completely lost and

just now at work

2008-09-09T14:09:00.000-07:00

names have been changed to protect the innocentAllie Bron‎‎ [1:53 PM]:what is the login and password?Mant Jerkson [1:54 PM]:DOMAIN\user.name[your domain password]Allie Bron‎‎ [2:02 PM]:and for the client?Mant Jerkson [2:02 PM]:external user will get an email with instructions on creating a passwordonce they create the password they can access the siteone of the two links i sent you will work for

want it from behind while you play super mario brothers?

2008-08-21T15:26:00.000-07:00

i mean, the question is legit. i guess.dude just needs a girl that is looking to get pwned hard.

buggyrollin.

2008-08-19T17:07:00.000-07:00

this is maybe the coolest thing i've seen all day (after the resident evil 5 trailer). i know, i know, video doesn't equal blog content but guess how many fucks i give about that?this totally reminds me of the flying scenes in iron man. also, the size of the balls required to bomb the alps in this thing should negate the possibility of being able to ride in the prone position at all, so bonus

regarding david lynch; chickens

2008-08-18T15:14:00.000-07:00

i have a number of friends who are huge fans of twin peaks/david lynch, so i felt compelled to throw this up here:From Blue Velvet to Inland Empire: The 10 Best David Lynch Momentsi'm not gonna front like i've seen more than one episode of twin peaks or have an intimate knowledge of most of the moments in the list, so friends? this is 100% for you.lately i'm housesitting at my brother's neighbors

goodbye

2008-08-12T12:09:00.001-07:00

goodbyeOriginally uploaded by _manti'll miss you, dogg.

flogs of the world

2008-08-06T11:30:00.000-07:00

today's submission comes to us all the way from australia.i came across this livejournal entry just now while doin what i do. this is one of the better "FLOG"-style posts i have seen. it's like the perfect mix of a foodie review of pub eats and a poopreport.com story. witness:The burning mouth, the crying, the ringing ears I can handle. But now with less than a third of the burger to go my

whirlwind tour

2008-08-04T14:02:00.000-07:00

fuck it. i know stef and daniel already summed up the most anticipated event of the weekend pretty well (peep daniel's video of the events here if you have the privilege of david's friendship yet were unable to make it to his going away party), but i'm going to go ahead and ignore that.i present unto thee: a photo essay of the past 3 days. first stop is linda's tavern for jennie's going away

dump

2008-08-04T02:55:00.001-07:00

this weekend was the shit.i'm way too tired to make a real post right now but lots to comestay tuned.

FLOG: homeflog/burger luv edition

2008-08-01T11:21:00.000-07:00

burger luv iii.on monday it was announced by lynsey (another FLOG crew member) that there would be no restaurant excursion this week and that we were going to be cooking at teebah's house. i was tapped to do burgers, which i was pretty stoked about--a of all because i really like grilling, and b of all because it's been a while since my previous burger luv attempt and over a year since the

DROG: twilight exit

2008-07-30T23:53:00.000-07:00

goddamn, wednesday. what are we gonna do with you?parking validation, hood style. it has to be at least 40 oz of beer.you don't quite know how to party like thirsty thursday and you sure as hell aren't anywhere near as cool as friday, but you definitely aren't as big of a downer as monday and you aren't a boring nobody like tuesday.classy bar is classyi bet girls would like you better if we gave

hyped.

2008-07-30T11:06:00.000-07:00

i was playing rock band on sunday at tom's house and i went to the music store just to see if they had any new tracks. as it turns out pixies' entire doolittle album is available as a download, which is fucking awesome. my favorite pixies song is on that album so you know i copped that shit right away. natch.ever since i first got rock band i was always kind of bummed that "here comes your man"

this is not a food blog

2008-07-29T23:38:00.000-07:00

went to cal anderson yesterday with abiel to hang out with greg and some friends for greg's birthday and maybe shoot some pics with the new rig. i wasn't really able to hang as long as i would have like because i overbooked myself--something i kind of tend to do a lot. i don't do it on purpose, it's just that the part of me that has any sort of concept of time is stuck at 7 years old, when an

FLOG: how to cook a wolf

2008-07-24T23:50:00.000-07:00

i guess this is it. i guess this shit is official. this is A Thing now.i guess this is for real because once upon a time (last week) there was something that was kind of a quasi-joke that we did for the first time: FLOG. food blog. thing is, we did it again tonight. it's like ramona quimby's dad said: "first time is funny. second time is silly. third time's a spanking." shit got silly tonight

NERD ALERT

2008-07-23T14:06:00.000-07:00

excuse me while i geek out for a second.i've been playing god of war for PSP on "spartan" on and off now for about 4 days.i was kickin it on the couch last night, playing with my earphones in so as not to disturb anyone and i got to this part:i managed to make it almost all the way down to the bottom when emily (who was studying on the couch next to me) tapped me on the shoulder. i continued to

weekend update

2008-07-21T08:55:00.000-07:00

it's monday. welcome to work. i won the office pool.the bet was how much dark knight would make on opening weekend. it was a dollar per bet to buy in. "the price is right" rules (highest without going over) were in full effect and i took it with my bet of 105 million. i made 11 dollars, so it looks like i'll be seeing the movie for free, if people actually PAY UP.went to a mariners game on friday

i dont want to hear about it.

2008-07-18T16:21:00.000-07:00

i've noticed that my ability to fully enjoy a movie is spoiled by having heard anything about it. for example, i really liked wall-e, but i probably would have liked it more if i just ignored the fact that EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE gushed about it until after seeing it.so on that note: if you've seen the dark knight, and you feel inclined to say something to me about it, do me a favor and

FLOG: willie's taste of soul bar-b-que

2008-07-17T22:06:00.000-07:00

"...whatever comes second, i'll be there with my weapon."tonight i just happened to be armed with a terrible hunger for some barbecue.so like i said earlier, we had plans to go to "willie's taste of soul bar-b-que" tonight. here's how it jumped off:i'm running a little behind so i just head straight there from work. i roll up on my bike and there are 3 squad cars parked on the sidewalk in front

whatever comes first...

2008-07-17T16:52:00.001-07:00

...i'm prepared for the worst.today might be a double whammy blog day.listen, blog? it's mant. look, i really want this to work out between us, so i'm just going to write up in you every day--like at least once a day--til it feels weird not to do it. alright? we can do this. together.yesterday jason called me at the end of my work day to ask me if i wanted to go out on lake union in his boat. he

cake cup!

2008-07-15T18:17:00.000-07:00

i got real excited and had to post this here.Chocolate Cake In 5 Minutes!Ingredients:4 Tablespoons cake flour4 Tablespoons sugar2 Tablespoons cocoa1 Egg3 Tablespoons milk3 Tablespoons oil1 Mugno shit. i was relieved to find that, while listed as an ingredient, it is not necessary to eat the mug after consuming the cake.for a while when i was a kid (sometime immediately following my "mysterious

submission

2008-07-14T17:37:00.000-07:00

it's 516 pm.i'm still at my work because i am resurrecting this bitch from the dead.step a: create a blogger account (i did this some days ago and immediately lost interest)steb b: decide i need a blog to post in. again (sometime earlier today)step c: create a new blogstep d: create a new username. become irritated that desired URL is takenstep e: realize that i have a blogger blog already and i

Steve's Home Theater - Before Photos

2006-05-25T21:35:00.000-07:00

Steve's Home Theater - Before PhotosOur basement was only partially finished when we began our project. We started with a diorama to help give direction to the entire process then worked to convert an empty room into a true theater.start here, and follow through all the stages to completion.holy crap

DevilDucky - Mr T: Treat Your Mother Right

2006-05-09T22:38:00.000-07:00

DevilDucky - Mr T: Treat Your Mother Rightmr t. is a songwriting dynamo. who knew?to me, this is right up there with the wendy's grill rap.

Funny Japanese Gal & Da Hungry Polar Bear

2006-04-27T14:00:00.000-07:00

Funny Japanese Gal & Da Hungry Polar Bearpolar bear: "ITADAKIMAS!"(thanks splicer)

DIY rollercoaster - Engadget

2006-04-26T21:40:00.000-07:00

DIY rollercoaster - Engadgetmore like LOLLERCOASTER lolololdamn if that don't look like fun though. yee-haww!

Pimp My Snack

2006-04-24T15:21:00.000-07:00

Pimp My SnackPimpMySnack is a custom, banging, A1 Tip Top, jamming club fare. It's a sandwich of fun on ecstacy bread wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get any better than this. We take Snacks to their limit, and show what they're capable of with a little ingenuity, a little cash, and a lot of imagination. i love the giant kitkat, but it can't hold a candle to the PIMPKAT.

YouTube - THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH

2006-04-24T00:29:00.000-07:00

YouTube - THE SPIRIT OF TRUTHIf you like your religion peppered with profanity, "The Spirit of Truth" is the man for you. He does it all; reads from a giant phone-book size Bible, takes phone call and curses out callers with opposite opinions than his. This has to be seen to be believed. WARNING!!!: This man loves to drop the F-bomb! Enjoy! Whatchu know 'bout tha Lord???this guy seriously GOES

Division of Community Corrections

2006-04-20T10:31:00.000-07:00

Division of Community CorrectionsCheck out his criminal history. Think you like to get crunk?? this guy is on a whole different level.

The Second Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!

2006-04-19T09:31:00.000-07:00

The Second Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!bonus: the miniblog sidebar

Blue States Lose -- Don'ts and Don'ts

2006-04-18T14:52:00.000-07:00

hipsters - Gawkerkinda like Vice Magazine's Do's and Don'ts.6) The Cobrasnake. Members Only photo #3318: Even though we did the whole tattoo thing a little while back, we just can’t help ourselves. You know, when a dude gets a tattoo of a teardrop under his eye, it means he has killed someone, and the tattoo serves as a painful reminder of the life he took. And when a girl gets some dopey high

only the strong survive at scout.com

2006-04-13T14:09:00.000-07:00

YouTube - D'ohthis is where i work.it's like this pretty much every day here.

OGame.org

2006-02-03T00:12:00.000-08:00

OGame.orgWelcome to OGame, a strategic space simulation game with thousands of players across the world competing with each other simultaneously. All you need to play is a standard web browser. my latest internet fascinationalso the internet pastime of choice at my workmy planet is called Giedi Prime. who likes frank herbert?universe 5 fo' lizzyfe

The Lonely Island - Awesometown

2006-01-12T15:50:00.000-08:00

The Lonely Island - Awesometowncome with us to awesometownthe DUDE's CUT is the better one

The Million Dollar Homepage - Own a piece of internet history!

2005-12-29T13:00:00.000-08:00

The Million Dollar Homepage - Own a piece of internet history!$1.00 per pixel. 1,000,000 pixels.

The Lonely Island - Just 2 Guyz

2005-12-29T00:23:00.000-08:00

The Lonely Island - Just 2 Guyz they're just 2 guyz who are having a good time. another one of the lonely island boys' tight raps "spinach dip. real hot chicks. spike the punch and take a sip."

YouTube - SNL - The Chronic of Narnia Rap

2005-12-22T18:50:00.000-08:00

YouTube - SNL - The Chronic of Narnia Rap"you can call us aaron burr by the way we're droppin' hamiltons"

raymitheminx.com

2005-12-11T12:02:00.000-08:00

raymi told me i have cool hair.i feel hugely complimented because raymi is seriously the awesomeeven though it was mostly just a tiny little compliment in passing and im pathetic.

vascular

2005-12-10T12:21:00.000-08:00

mothlullaby: i ve always wante you to be vain teh hott: why mothlullaby: i think all goo looking people should be vain teh hott: oh mothlullaby: you should appreciate your beauty teh hott: are you vain mothlullaby: yes teh hott:

glish.com : CSS layout techniques

2005-12-08T11:23:00.000-08:00

glish.com : CSS layout techniques nice. thanks to this my myspace is going to be the shit

Q-Unit - Greatest Hits

2005-12-06T14:11:00.000-08:00

Q-Unit - Greatest Hits boHOMIEan RAPsody? ha ha ha ha ha i give this mashup 4 out of 9 gunshot wounds

40ozMaltLiquor.com :: The 40oz Archive

2005-12-04T10:58:00.000-08:00

40ozMaltLiquor.com :: The 40oz Archiveguess which brand this is:My initial thoughts were correct. This beer sucks ass, big-time. The first sip totally reminded me of a time many years ago when I sucked water out of a piece of soaked cardboard.you guessed it. it's natty ice.

new blog

2005-12-03T18:13:00.000-08:00

big plans for this brand new blog.not really. just random crap probablypics, videos, a few mp3s but not too muchi have officially jumped onto the bandwagonactually i probably did that when i joined myspace